SANTA'S PICK-UP LINES

* When was the last time you had a really good sleigh?

*Care to see my twelve inch elf? 

*I've got something special in the sack just for you!

*Some of my favorite toys run on batteries

*I see you when you're sleeping and you don't wear any underwear!

*I've got something you can hang a wreath on! 

*One... hour with me honey and you'll see flyin' reindeer!

* I got your stocking stuffer right here!