Thursday, September 30, 2010

Blond joke of the day !!


Day1:
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"

Day 2:
"We learned how to do the alphabet today mummy. The others only got up to E and I got up to S. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"

Day 3:
"We learned about breasts today mummy. All the other girls are flat chested and I'm a 36DD. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "No dear, it's because your 25. 
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Lindsey Lohan is at the Betty Ford Center !

Lindsey Lohan is apparently undergoing treatment at the  Betty Ford Center, an alcohol and drug rehabilitation clinic in Rancho Mirage, California.  Besides that I like how she dresses!!!



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Paris hilton's boyfriend....Hit and run??

Paparazzi swarmed the car once again as Paris and Cy Waits left Boa in West Hollywood.  Paparazzi were all over the car, when suddenly Cy accelerated, knocking a photographer down. The couple drove off after the hit and the photographer called the police. Paramedics were also called and took the female photographer to a local hospital. 

Paris Hilton's boyfriend Cy Waits was reportedly cited for a hit-and-run.
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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Giorgio Armani to create Gaga's wild and wacky costumes.

Lady Gaga has signed a deal with fashion designer Giorgio Armani to create her wild and wacky costumes.
She should of also signed one with Purina Dog Chow!!
My personal opinion is that bacon would have been better!!!
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John Travolta had six gay lovers !!!!

Earlier this month The Enquirer reported that John Travolta had been having 'relations' in Hollywood spas and a new book reveals that six more men have come forward to say they had relations with the star!!
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Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Lady Gaga Fashion...omg !!




When Lady Gaga was a little girl, she would sing along on her mini plastic tape recorder to Michael Jackson and Cyndi Lauper hits and get twirled in the air in daddy’s arms to the sounds of the Rolling Stones and the Beatles. The precocious child would dance around the table at fancy Upper West Side restaurants using the breadsticks as a baton. And, she would innocently greet a new babysitter in nothing but her birthday suit.

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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Scorpion soup anyone?



This is what scorpion soup apparently looks like. Scorpions are traditionally
eaten in Southern China, where they can be bought from local markets.
This delightful dish was found from growabrain.typepad.com
A Recipe for a scorpion soup can be found from: www.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk
Best is that everything can be eaten except for the tim of the tail!
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Saturday, March 13, 2010

Blonde joke of the day !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

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How To Speak Womanese

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Winter Driving‏

 It happens to all of us...  You're driving along
just minding your own business,
when all of a sudden -
without any warning,
This Dick In A Truck
pulls out right in front of you. 
 
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This is incredible!!! She makes babies..........‏

Marzipan Babies
I thought you'd be as fascinated with these as I was.
These are made with marzipan ?(almond paste and egg white).......really unbelievable!
While some of the faces may look ?"crafted" rather than "real", every detail is ?amazing, and the rest looks VERY real.
 And what's more... you could eat them (not that you would!)

 
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BET YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN SOME OF THESE‏

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