Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Scorpion soup anyone?



This is what scorpion soup apparently looks like. Scorpions are traditionally
eaten in Southern China, where they can be bought from local markets.
This delightful dish was found from growabrain.typepad.com
A Recipe for a scorpion soup can be found from: www.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk
Best is that everything can be eaten except for the tim of the tail!
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Saturday, March 13, 2010

Blonde joke of the day !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

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How To Speak Womanese

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Winter Driving‏

 It happens to all of us...  You're driving along
just minding your own business,
when all of a sudden -
without any warning,
This Dick In A Truck
pulls out right in front of you. 
 
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This is incredible!!! She makes babies..........‏

Marzipan Babies
I thought you'd be as fascinated with these as I was.
These are made with marzipan ?(almond paste and egg white).......really unbelievable!
While some of the faces may look ?"crafted" rather than "real", every detail is ?amazing, and the rest looks VERY real.
 And what's more... you could eat them (not that you would!)

 
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BET YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN SOME OF THESE‏

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